Truly the work of both a good sexual deviant and brilliance. Insecure teenage dirtbag, heartbreak vet and notorious for not texting back.
ok i kno i said im taking a break but i feel like its really really really important that i share this because its shook me to my core
if u ever find a genie and you’re really craving a dessert that looks like this:
do NOT say “i’d like a lifetime supply of raspberry crowns”
while this is, in fact, the name of the pastry, it’s ALSO the name of a species of wasp for some reason. the genie, being a nasty trickster, will no doubt give you a bunch of wasps.
this is an oddly specific post are you ok
in 2019 we realise that vocaloid songs go hard as fuck and stop shaming people for liking them bc lets face it world is mine is a bop.
If you told me that in 2019 the government would have been shutdown for over 20 days because of the wall funding AND that Clemson not only won the Championship BUT the President of the United States would serve them McDonalds, Wendys. Burger King and Pizza Hut…I would not have believed you. Its straight up, like an article from theonion
Imagine winning the championship and you’re invited to the white house only to walk into the room to find cold fast food had been served. I mean COME ON
They’ve got fine china and this poor guy is struggling to pick up a piece of pizza with…tongs. THEY DIDN’T EVEN TAKE ANYTHING OUT OF THE BOX
At the same time this is sad, disrespectful and trashy but like…I find it hilarious that this even happened.
EDIT: I CAN’T BREATHE THEY PUT THE PACKETS OF SAUCES IN THESE FANCY DISHES
his big brag for this one was he “paid for all the food himself” because the white house cooks are furloughed (because of him you know) but are you telling me that this dude who is supposedly a billionaire couldnt afford to pay a few chefs for the night? my dude that is fucked
Is The Onion still in business because the world is one major shitpost already. What are they gonna do? Write real news?
I’m still losing my shit over some of these photos
this feels so indicative of the current state of america
if i were to paint a word scene of, like, hundreds of boxes of fast food placed on fine china and silverware, gorgeous candelabras backlighting the junk food feast, and put that word scene in a novel about a dystopia, someone would call the metaphor “too on the nose”
mollathon
